"BERRYINS"
Tellin'
about berryins, mindeth me o' h'old Measter Tallyn as liv'd raytir'd
h'up tu Myrtle Cottage yer tu Muddlecombe zum yeres agone. Ee wiz a
widderman wiz Tallyn, nor ee 'adn got no childern, zo Lizer Tucker an' 'er
man liv'd in tha 'ouse wi' ther liddel maid** Susie. Lizer did the clanin'
an' cookin' an' Tucker 'ee wiz gardner.
Wull,
tu last h'old Measter wiz took'd wi ees deth-ill an' prapperly pass'd
awaay. Tha vrends o' tha carpse cudn git tu Muddlecombe be 'arf arter 2,
wich wiz tha taime as Passen ordain'd fer the vuneral tu tek plaace, an'
zo Lizer Tucker sent tha liddel maid Susie wi' thic eggstrornary
message:
"Plase
yer honner, Measter Tallyn zends ees respecks an' zays as ee be turribul
zorry fer tu putt'ee h'out, but ee cant manidge tu be berry'd bevore
dree o'clock nowadaays."
Yer's
annuther stary for 'ee. Our Passen wiz krool bad last winter wi' tha
sky-attics, an' ee took'd tha dubble poomonyers pin tap o't; is thote
fer zartain as us wiz gwain tu loss tha dear h'old man. Cuse, us wiz aul
zorry, fer Passen be vurry well beluv'd be ivverywan.
Wull,
tha vokes wiz tellin' about ees illness an' tha rampin' panes as ee'd
agot tu putt h'up wi, in tha carrier's van cummin' 'ome vrum Exeter
market pin a Friday. Ther' wiz a Barleycombe woman in tha van, an' 'er
shid zay as 'er'd yeered tell as tha pore h'old Passen wiz prapperly
dade.
"No
sich thing," zes Mary Holland. "I wiz h'up tu tha Rectory
thase varry marnin' fer tu git a hape o'itemy arrants for Exeter vrim
Missus an' 'er shid say as ee wiz better."
"Aw,"
zes tha Barleycombe 'ooman, "I' zim 'tes; us wud a giv'd ee a splendid
berryin'." Tha h'old Rector did laff zure enuff whane ees Missus
told mun thicey stary fer a bit o' a meg-laike.
"'Tes
winnervul kind o' mun," zes ee, " but plase the Lard, us'll
try an' du wi'out it fer a yere or zo eet."